i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Randomize
