just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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