That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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