MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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