i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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