yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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