Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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