God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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