i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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