Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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