using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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