You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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