Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
there's paper in my vomit.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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