i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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