like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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