what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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