how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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