saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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