Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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