we have officially mastered the walk of shame
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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