he looks like a really good dad on facebook
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
