I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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