He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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