If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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