she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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