you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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