The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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