How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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