I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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