You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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