BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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