It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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