I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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