how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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