But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
