No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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