Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We're too hungover to prance.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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