Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
we should paint friendship bongs
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