I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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