the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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