Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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