i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
