We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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