Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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