i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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