She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
