Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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