Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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