i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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