i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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