Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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